Am deciding that bowling being stupid sport for people who speak of Perfect Engrish. Not worth precious (word of good, word of good...) time of Wonderful Beautiful Extremely-Busy but Still-Sexy Gackt.

Am not bothering try again. I not liking object of game. I thinking I not playing because it cruel how you throwing giant huge ball at many pin. I thinking they having feelings too. Wonderful Sexy Gackt so Wonderful. He being nice to all things.

He even so nice as not hit pins when he throwing ball. Many look given to by other people. Amazed by Wonderful Gackt's Perfection, am thinking. I throwing ball with perfect accuracy (Engrish being!) so to roll into side “gutta” as am thinking they call. Much laughing and pointing am given, and smile and say: “Wonderful Gackt being so Wonderful and Kind, you showing joy! Am happy see this.”

One point am throwing ball with so much joy am hitting man in head with. I leaving bowling then. Was bored getting, anyway.

Days later, I going try again. But not letting I in. Saying “Man hit with bowling ball in coma.” I not knowing what that being, but hoping he drink lots of water. Water being good for dry throat, and am thinking maybe that being it.

Coming home to Wonderful Mansion of Sexy Flirty and Kind Gackt, and expecting see Hydee-Hyde waiting with smile and flirty looks. But am seeing nothing but empty house, so am confused being.

Maybe it being small ‘insident’ from other day. At park, Hydee-Hyde and I with 2 Demon Sons of Evil. I, being Wonderful Sexy But Still Great Father Gackt, playing with Son 1 even though hate him with passion rivaling that of Ugly Woman Mana. Son 2 being decide ride bike in road, and getting smashed by truck. Am laughing great when think of. He making SPLAT noise like fat bug on windshield. I laugh great, but Hydee-Hyde angry being. Say am not Good Person. But I BEING Good Person! I being Wonderful Gackt! Wonderful better than Good, anyway! But he cry and yell and hit with Engrish Dictionary. I being am mad then. How he dare hitting I with Wonderful Engrish Learn-Book!? I storming away and fixing hair where book being hit.

But now am alone. Not knowing where he being. Message on Message Machine of Wonderful Gackt from Shiny-Miyavi, and am worried getting. Hydee-Hyde being leave I, Wonderful Beautiful Superior to All Gackt, for Shiny-Miyavi?

I fear very.

Ages not update being.

Busy am. Keeping two Sons of Evil from ruining house am doing. Thinking, am, that better of dead they going to be. Am planning how kill them to.

Ugly Woman Mana having Xanga now. Irritated <-(Engrish Word of Awesome) I being very much so. How he daring have Xanga when Wonderful Sexy Gackt and his Love Toy having already one! Ugly Woman Mana jealous of Wonderful Gackt. Wanting to more be like him. But not ever being little bit like Wonderful Sexy Stupendous Amazing Beautiful-Voice Gackt!

Talking Ugly Woman Mana of plotting revenge against Manipulative Gackt. But he being use Engrish wrong. Wonderful Gackt not being Manipulative! Wonderful Gackt being Wonderful. Is thinking he Engrish speak good of, when he just being incompetent.

Yes, thinking he I not knowing evil crime he doing in Wonderful Sexy Gackt's dictonary. He thinking he smart being and crossing out word and writing Gackt. But am wise to insidious <-(Engrish...I knowing so much.) plot he having. I not being stupid. I being Wonderful Super-Smart Not-Stupid Gackt. He not knowing this, am thinking. But expecting no more of him am not. He just being Stupid Ugly Woman Mana.

Am planning on bowling going tomorrow. I knowing bowling being Engrish popular. And am knowing perfect Engrish, so I being try. Am so Wonderful at Engrish! I being jearous others making.

Am going now. Hydee-Hyde Wonderful Sexy Gackt calling from other room. Saying he wanting I. I not keeping him waiting. No, I being Wonderful Gackt and not Evil Stupid Mana. I being Lovely and Kind. Wishing he be like I, Ugly Woman Mana is.

Poor Wonderful Beautiful Gackt. So popular being. Am not know what do.

Xangan <- (Engrish Word of Awesome) I becoming! Hydee-Hyde about Xanga telling me, and I saying "I not wanting to be everyone else like! I being Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Gackt! I not normal being!"

And then he telling me Xangan he now being, so I saying "Hydee-Hyde turning into Xangan is, I able being, too." Not still being as normal as Hydee-Hyde being. I still being Wonderful Beautiful Gackt. Only now am Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Xangan Gackt.

Being Wonderful Beautiful Sexy Gackt Father to kids two, being difficult more than think first. Screaming and crying am having listen to. Am now getting no sleep. Am thinking thoughts murderous, but Hydee-Hyde not knowing that. Hydee-Hyde with sons happy. He not knowing killing them am planning.

Mana seeing other day I am. I walking down sidewalk and being Wonderful Sexy Gackt, and bumping into me he being and not saying sorry! Throwing up arms I am! I saying "Mana, Gackt Wonderful Beautiful Voice sub-par is saying, and now running me into and apologizing not at all!" And Stupid Ugly Woman Mana saying "Dumb Gackt terrible in bed being!" And I remembering spent together night with Mana long ago, and am offend becoming. He lying about together night. Stupid Woman Mana loved it, did.

I having leave now. Sons two pulling Wonderful Beautiful Gackt's Wonderful Hair of Beauty, and just having perfected hair am. Am angry now. Kids killing soon I will being...